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Let's take a moment and say goodbye to our oversized, super compfy, winter hoodies.
Grandma: Julio Iglesias maba2ash yeghanni leh? "Maarafsh, bas ebno beyghanni" "esmo eh?" "Enrique" "eh?" "Enrique" "eh" "Amr ya Anna, Amr"
Say "I must quit" real fast.... You just said "I'm a squid". And I'm still lifeless.
Girls that pretend they like football to impress guys should be fired as girls.
Want a good laugh? Ask people on the street where the 'egyptian embassy' is. You'll be surprised by how many actually direct you somewhere.
"Kabri" -Egyptians thinking they have pronounced Cadbury.
So how did that Kony '12 thing turn out? Did you guys save the world by posting stuff on Facebook?
When will Cairo smell like trash instead of sheep again?
Oh dear god the girls in Uggs are back.
Women that take their babies out with them when they're smoking shisha should be fired as moms.
This world is too fucked up. Aliens, I'm all yours.
Most people are as disappointing as my iTunes Library on shuffle.
I will keep the headphones in my ears even though I forgot my iPod, if that's what it takes to keep morning people away from me.
-"fein share3 26 Lolyo" -"share3 eh?" -"26 Lolyo" -Share3 eh?" -"26 Lolyo" -"26 eh?" -"Lolyo"
Let's take a moment and thank god that our thoughts can't be heard.
Do female vampires get their periods?
Little brother: "el akl ta3mo helw nee." -"helw eh?" -"helw nee" -"ya3ni eh?" -"haga zay 'gedan' w 'moot'" -"Ahh. Wallahi enta ghalban nee"
I'm so excited for the rest of the year because winter.
I'd get too hungry, if dinner was served at 8. So, I guess I'm the lady who's a tramp that Sinatra sings about.