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Looking at pics of you ladies in my TL at night has given me periodic hard-ons at some very inopportune moments at work this week.
Mix 1 part hillbilly, 1 part generational inbreeding, and 1 part 'duhhh I'm so fuckin stoopid I don't know it' and you have my workplace.
Saw someone using a pic of Adolph Hitler for an avi. I like sarcasm and irreverence and all. But no. This may be Twitter, but no.
I'm still hornier than a two-peckered billy-goat today for some reason.
After I select the appropriate weaponry I'm heading to the woods to seek solace and come to terms with life. Have a great weekend everybody.
I hate how we often take out our problems & frustrations on the folks who mean the most to us. I'm sometimes guilty as sin of doing this.
I made it to Austin. Didn't get pulled over and, most importantly, I didn't spill any beer. Now to see what the ex bitch wants...
The Nielsen folks say 381 million beers will be sold this Memorial Day weekend. That estimate is so low because they didn't ask me.
I can't make myself hate my ex. But I'd sure like to jump on her back & rake her with my spurs until she... wait, those were the good times.
Nice having the small dent in my truck's driver's door. It lets me cheat to that side when I park so the passenger's side stays nice.
Whiskey, Toast, and Tears. The title of the next country song I write.
Housecleaning. Laundry. With someone you love you can make that shit fun. Doing it by yourself? Not so much.
I was raised to be a nice, respectful southern boy. Why do girls who say 'fuck' turn me on so much? It just kinda makes me WANT to fuck.
@diaperslinger courtesy of @mmmbacon_
To Boobs!! http://t.co/HpcfxEGa #boobsquad
Late middle-age with a teen-age libido. You should expect sarcasm and sexual tweets. Nudity is encouraged. Unless you're butt-ugly.
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