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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    FYI :you've hit the sexual jackpot with a woman in her 30's and 40's

    Unless you're the husband ;)

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    I'm colder than a hooker who didn't make her 20 bucks last night.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    If I was nursing this cup of coffee any
    better,

    I'd be breastfeeding it.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Just clocked in to twitter.

    Where's my check dammit?

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Starfuckin AND cookin dinner!!

    Every mans dream

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my spine, and my guts.

    The rest are just delicious bonuses.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    10 more to 300! Wake up assholes!

    No creepy teenagers please

    Or eggs

    Well eggs are ok I guess

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Ever had an orgasm with a stuffed up nose?

    Well, you haven't lived.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    I need a twittervention today

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Would we kill each other if we were all put in a room together?
    Or would we all just get drunk and screw?

    Twitter

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Not horny

    Headin over to Facebook for awhile

    Awww who am I kiddin?

    Those ppl think I'm dead by now

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    What are the three words women Hate to hear during sex?

    Honey, I'm home!!

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Twitter

    Where marriages come to die a slow and blissful death

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    If I checked work email as often as I check twitter,

    I might not have missed that promotion

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    3 more to 300! If I get to 400 tomorrow

    BJ's all around!

    I ain't greedy:P

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Never send a girl to do a whore's job.

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  • RN4preemi
      Nikki @RN4preemi

    Virginity is like a soap bubble. One prick and it's gone.

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