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FYI :you've hit the sexual jackpot with a woman in her 30's and 40's
Unless you're the husband ;)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.
I'm colder than a hooker who didn't make her 20 bucks last night.
If I was nursing this cup of coffee any
I'd be breastfeeding it.
Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.
Just clocked in to twitter.
Where's my check dammit?
Starfuckin AND cookin dinner!!
Every mans dream
The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my spine, and my guts.
The rest are just delicious bonuses.
10 more to 300! Wake up assholes!
No creepy teenagers please
Well eggs are ok I guess
Ever had an orgasm with a stuffed up nose?
Well, you haven't lived.
Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
I need a twittervention today
Would we kill each other if we were all put in a room together?
Or would we all just get drunk and screw?
Headin over to Facebook for awhile
Awww who am I kiddin?
Those ppl think I'm dead by now
What are the three words women Hate to hear during sex?
Honey, I'm home!!
Where marriages come to die a slow and blissful death
If I checked work email as often as I check twitter,
I might not have missed that promotion
3 more to 300! If I get to 400 tomorrow
BJ's all around!
I ain't greedy:P
Never send a girl to do a whore's job.
Virginity is like a soap bubble. One prick and it's gone.
Nurse who saves the world one little baby at a time by day. At night: Y'all been here for awhile. ya know what i like.