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Getting ready to wake up late for class tomorrow!
My favorite ice cream flavors are lemon and chocolate and sex!
If the person youre on a date with tells you they don't have sex on the first date! Leave! You dont need that kind of negativity in ur life!
Who are YOU to say that crying at 4 in the morning ISNT CALLED HAPPINESS??
Is being friendly a carb?
Always glamorous hence never amorous.
I don't feel as much regret when breaking up a happy couple or stepping on a puppie or making a baby cry as I do when spilling my drink!
If I'm having a bad day I just remember I'm gonna die someday anyway, so phew!
I should probably learn from my mistakes, or simply just get drunk again.
Yay about to start my "crying in bed hugging my teddy bear" marathon!
I don't know if I should cry or masturbate :(
I don't understand why you hate mondays if your life is as miserable every day of the week.
This ugly guy i woke up next to caught my heart last night... Buying me off with cigarrettes.
Haaving a little slumber party with my friends! (Getting drunk in my bed watching jersey shore :( )
Life is so short and my dick is so long :(
Oh i didnt wrote" i love you!" Stupid auto-correct! I meant "hi"!
Thanks to the internet im not outside saving the world because ew.
I love to treat myself with wonderful things because NOBODY LOVES ME ENOUGH TO DO THAT FOR ME
Im so excited for Valentines day cause ill have drinks and eat wonderful food and then die alone!