Scandelous. RT @amyfeegarner: People putting business cards in trick or treat bags … now my son has an insurance agent if he needs one. #wth

I swore at the end of 2011 that I would swear in 2012. I think I'll swear some more in 2013. I keep my resolutions.

Agreed. RT @realtalk: If you love them, then tell them. You never know when you'll get the chance to do it again.

One smile can start a friendship. One word can end a fight. One look can save a relationship. One person can change your life. #RealTalk

Facebook, I really dont' give a damn if my friends like Mit Romny or not. Its not my fault that they're idiots. Stop tryign to convert me.

Really Amazon? Did you really just send this black man an email saying "Get your spook on?" #Awkward

All things change. RT @damnitstrue: #WhatIf finding the love of your life meant changing the life that you loved?

me too. RT @jessmonsilva: sounds like me. RT @realtaik: I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.

A good mistake. RT @omgfacts: Chocolate chip cookies were made by mistake when the chocolate in the cookie did not melt properly

Just O M G! RT @simon818: This is brilliant. RT @fmillion: The Internet is for (speech synthesized) Porn. http://q-audio.net/i/27033 Enjoy.

Be careful of who you trust. Remember, the devil was once an angel. #RealTalk

#EndOfTheWorldConfession I'm not saying that I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.

Ain't that the truth. RT @theshanalwis: There is a huge difference between "love ya." & "I love you."

Directions taken from a graduate level course: "All typed assignments will be typed." No shit? I was just gonna use smoke signals.

Friends are the good roll of quarters you need at the laundry mat of life. They help you out, and protect you in a pinch.

I should hope so. RT @lovelyinthe804: RT @poetfury: Fact: more people get struck by lightning then get eaten by penguins.

A silent trade war, that's a new phrase for it. #ISmellFish

Virginia GOP Caught Destroying Voter Registration Forms  http://notlarrysabato.typepad.com/doh/2012/10/virginia-gop-caught-destroying-voter-registration-forms.html … (via Instapaper)

Honestly, I hate working on the weekend. Homework on the weekend should be illegal. #CollegeTweet

Uh Oh! RT @thenextweb: Twitter to set maximum user caps for third-party clients, limits rate on API http://t.co/ZPtpg6DI by @mpanzarino