@uncledynamite I think this is funny even though I don't agree with it.

If you're into older horror movie and are any sort of sensible human being this is a worthwhile book. pic.twitter.com/8hwrJww0DL

@matthasarms It's clearly a threat. Or at the very least a subtle warning.

@mattfraction @allredmd My love for this is nigh incalculable. pic.twitter.com/9TzTEYP3

@mcsweeneys They Shoot Free Throws, Don't They? #Englishmajorbasketballteam

@uncledynamite Not to nitpick, but perhaps "claim" is more accurate than "recall."

"Therein lies the rub." - Shakespeare, directing a guest to his spice rack

I just bought the novelization of "Meatballs" for one cent.

Awesome - letter that accompanied a Packer contract offer in 1944: http://yfrog.com/0cbneksj

I enjoyed this. RT @ezraklein If Obama went Bulworth, here’s what he’d say  http://wapo.st/18O4MFk 

@matthasarms Or Anne Heche, to herself, lying awake at night.

Going to the Guthrie tonight for the unveiling of the new Vikings stadium? Take care to avoid all the potholes and crumbling bridges.

Professor Horatio Huffnell's Steam-Powered Crankshaft Emporium #oldtimeyporn

@anthonydevito According to that kid from Jerry McGuire your head costs about $7.50 lb.

@matthasarms I expect to see this added to your cargo site, post-haste.

@chrisrregan They would have to cut their teeth coordinating judo chops on "Star Trek" and "The Wild Wild West" first.

It was a good day of solo dad duty with the two boys. Except for at the end, when the youngest shit in the bathtub.

@michaeljseitz @matthasarms That would require liquor stores around here to be open on Sundays.

Later tonight I'll be live tweeting the DVR'd game and all the commercials. Tune in for the excitement! #nottrue

I'm in a coffee shop creating some advertising so I can't comment on any advertising right now.