Need Twitter soulmate. Please RT.

You are so cute, you should be eaten.

I want those platinum love bands. I'll wear both myself.

Can't help finding crazy people sexy.

Don't get so practical that you forget all about romance.

The earlier you realize you have to please no one, the happier life you lead.

Ayee iPhone people, stop putting those squares at the end of your tweets.

Dance can make the world seem like a better place.

So basically now I know how my entire friendlist's' mothers look.

What's wrong with us? Why can't we just sleep like normal people at normal time?

If he can live happily without you, return the favour.

Studying is my sleeping pill.

We get married so there'll always be one person forced to tolerate us when no one else is willing.

If you are girl and feeling ignored, smoke at any public place and you'll find the whole world staring at you.

I think 'no bra day' should be celebrated by making all guys wear fancy, pink lace bras.

The world was a happy place and then religion happened.

Kisses on the cheek are underrated.

At the most you must be telling a lie, I can deal with that.

Jiah Khan's suicide is one more clear example of how beauty or wealth doesn't bring happiness.

Why is it that we always take the sweetest people for granted?