Swear to God you guys, I got stopped at airport security because I was carrying --wait for it-- a suspicious number of books.

Aaahhhhhhhhhh there that is: http://t.co/5LVgZgnT

If you genuinely don't see why it could be dangerous to let one company control all information about books, you might need to read more.

"Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission—to rate chicks on their relative hotness."

This little girl in a Wonder Woman crown with her face in a fat hardcover without looking up while she walks is my everything. #bookfest

An amazing new Tumblr from @mcsweeneys where you can submit your own family recipes to a growing culinary folk archive: http://t.co/z39jaNuL

I assume the bankers shouting "get a job" are doing so because they're hiring? #N17 #OWS

Literature + donuts + puns = I am dead. http://t.co/zc9JPJGl

"I swear, if Hillary Clinton becomes president in 4 years, she'll have Tumblr to thank." - @mcoatney

I only like music sung by whiny-voiced emo men with hyper-literate lyrics that basically sounds like indie-band musical theater.

Just say "pussy," @nytimes. YOU CAN DO IT!

"When I found her tumblr it was like finding there was a free Margarita truck that was going to drive past my apt every 30 minutes forever."

Over 250 amazing gift ideas from @tumblr users for gamers, food lovers, readers, gadget guys, design freaks and more!  http://rebloggiftguide.tumblr.com/ 

I saw the best minds of my generation become digital strategy consultants for consumer branding agencies.

Klout-score dating has arrived. Someone pull the emergency brake on this planet.

Listen here, Internet girl.

You guys, @harpercollins is KILLING IT with this goofy Tumblr photo series:  http://harperbooks.tumblr.com/tagged/office-reading-nooks …

When you say "Romney and Obama are the same anyway" or "I'm not voting" what I hear is "I don't give a fuck about gay people or women."

"Read the books you love, tell people about authors you like, and don’t worry about it." - @neilhimself

Please remember: No one misspoke. Akin is no anomaly. The Republican platform involves mistrusting, punishing, and controlling women. VOTE.