@rockabillyjay find a way to wrap your tweets in bacon

Welcome to Twitter where you can have the exact same conversation 100 different times with 100 different people

RT @heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.

1yr ago I was the ultimate proho until @rottmouth @whoisjob @twotidesthree @lennoxhillbilly @v_for_vanguard + so many others opened my eyes

You're so vain you probably think my tweets are about you.

#FF @twotidesthree @joe32_blow @werdson @dschnoeb @chopper4jk @frankiepells @chris_fauxte @onethirdmymind @daynolds @seamanstainz

If you like surfing, I <8 @bejucobob @oceanrhiannon @dumbthchronicle @frankiepells @werdson @shakadad @twotidesthree etc FOLLOW THEM

@doubleepskisesh you fucking kill me. You and @dranolds seriously make my day with all of your tweets. U are both hillarious. ;)

An oldie but goodie from @mattwarshaw cc @werdson @twotidesthree @rottmouth @shakadad @onethirdmymind @oceanrhiannon pic.twitter.com/4cKpOSga

RT @travon: GOP could've stood their ground against Hurricane Isaac but they aren't sure if he's wearing a hoodie.

Overheard tonight: "no, I'm not just going to snort cocaine off of her ass"

Not being rude BUT if you are already a single parent that is struggling financially why do you have more kids? #IUD #birthcontrol

@joe32_blow @nihilist999 isn't today the start of the women? we all know the girls aren't allowed to surf in anything over a foot...

@rottmouth 2 words: DENGUE FEVER

#FF @stephenathome
@dschnoeb @kellyoxford
@stevenug @ashley_barnhill @andy_richter @stevenug @sorenutz @bridger_w @chasemit @dschnoeb

#FF @dewhurst73 @demonscreams @daynolds @robertganzenmul @rottmouth @zaknoyle @rsbandit @frankiepells @fredpawle @grantl77 @garyjanetti

RT @bazecraze: It must be jarring when you first move to Florida from the United States.

RT @doubleepskisesh: The 7 most terrifying words in surfing: "We're gonna throw it down to GT." #BillabongPro

RT @blitznbeans: Did you know you can get your eyes examined at Costco or breasts examined behind Costco in my car?

RT @elibraden: In Amsterdam with your coke dealer? RT @parishilton: In Europe, in one of my favorite cities with one of my favorite people.