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Some Italian guy at the bar asked if "I wanted a little Italian in me" I said "nope,already have one!" & then I pulled Mario out of my pussy
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy PUSSY pussy pussy pussy pussy PUSSY!!!!!
My cat ran away :(
It's Saturday night bitchezzz
My pussy is Locked & loaded.
Let's get this party started.
The neighbor asked me to bring something delicious to eat to the block party.
So I brought my pussy.
You want a tweet to steal? Here! Steal this!! *whips out giant dong*
Always a bridesmaid who screams "RUN! NOW! WHILE YOU CAN!" at the bride & never again the bride.
There! Fixed it!
I just learned that an Octopus can open a jar you guys!
I'm getting one instead of a new husband!!!
Your intentions are naughty
& my libido is freaky
Let me dry hump your crotch
Till your donger gets leaky
Sometimes in quiet, reflective moments, I like to sit back & scratch my balls and say "Yep, it's a mans world" and then I shake my tits.
My tits are steel
And my rack is mighty
My morals are loose
But my vagina is tighty
Don't fall in love with me & this tweet you guys!