Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If I ever get a time machine, I'm gonna kidnap a bunch of settlers from North Carolina and carve "Croatoan" into a tree....OH SHIIIIIIII
Having a pet octopus is really stupid if it's really just a bunch of snakes taped together.
Can we as a culture make it illegal to use Gary Jules's cover of Mad World in previews and in pensive medical drama montages?
Today is my favorite twitter day
In his younger days Treebeard was known as Mosspubes. #EntIfunny
New goal: Be good at something...anything.
New hobby: run 3 ft behind a jogger until they notice then scream "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS" in my metalest voice then run away.
White guys complaining about not having anything to complain about is the new plaid.