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Neighbour apologized as his barking dog bailed up cat. Best I could do is not piss myself as cat turned around and mauled now yelping dog
And lo, thou shall realise it is 6am as the moan shall be loud & pained & grumpy. It shall be an unearthly sound, as tho he wishes for death
So we can have an instant result from audience vote in who wants to be a millionaire, but wait an age for a parliamentary personal vote?
Didn't feel a thing. Y'all must have imagined it #eqnz
Wife says cat leaving dead things on front doorstep is just him being a cat. I say #evilbastardcat is leaving a warning. Who is right? #poll
I do love it when I do all the prep work to make dinner, start cooking and discover meat is still frozen #fail