Not saying that @xplorerwendy is not a morning person, but Mr 3 just compared her to Emporer Palpatine #earlystart #laughingsohardimaypoo

Neighbour apologized as his barking dog bailed up cat. Best I could do is not piss myself as cat turned around and mauled now yelping dog

@brenasmith Brena for president of Hawkes Bay!

@brenasmith happy birthday Brena! Hope it is full of epic awesomenessness!

Heh  http://lockerz.com/s/277019996 

@brenasmith I wonder what they would do if there was a tsunami and eruption at same time?

And lo, thou shall realise it is 6am as the moan shall be loud & pained & grumpy. It shall be an unearthly sound, as tho he wishes for death

So we can have an instant result from audience vote in who wants to be a millionaire, but wait an age for a parliamentary personal vote?

Didn't feel a thing. Y'all must have imagined it #eqnz

@waitaangagirl there's something wrong with you cat people. Very very wrong

Wife says cat leaving dead things on front doorstep is just him being a cat. I say #evilbastardcat is leaving a warning. Who is right? #poll

Boss may or may not be having a case of mondayitis. Or the lesser known iforgotthehandbrakeosis http://t.co/H21G22Qi

I do love it when I do all the prep work to make dinner, start cooking and discover meat is still frozen #fail

@brenasmith I think it would have to be on one of those "special" pay tv channels tho. Content that may disturb and all that @pinkdeedle

@pinkdeedle you forgot the wine drinking

@pinkdeedle @telecomnz suck

@pinkdeedle I hope his pet bunny was actually a rabbit

Ahhhhhh #pantsoff

@pinkdeedle was it an unfortunate result of your own foot flying at your face in the pics last night?

BOOM! System of a Down coming to Auckland Feb 22, we got nothing going on round then right @wendyschollum