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The show Pawn Stars sure gives the impression that pawn shops are something other than places drug addicts take stolen goods to sell
I guess people have stopped doing things and now just watch people do things on tv.
Everyone prepare your answers to the "Did you have a good holiday?" questions.
I feel like too many people YELL WHEN THEY TALK
I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy. #Kesha
The problems with puns is that while yes, they are clever, they Just. Aren't. Funny.
I could make my bed before company comes, but that would just be living a lie.
I'm so happy it's warm enough to be wearing my favorite flip flops.
Being on LinkedIn is kinda like having a blackberry.
Dogs need humans to help them because we have hands.
I dreamed Netflix changed its name to Squirell TV and its color scheme to blue and orange. I'm pretty sure that would be marketing suicide
Nothing says inactivity like a French pedicure.
Men: shower, sh#t, shave. Women: detangle, shampoo, deep condition, exfoliate, self tan, tweeze, wax, blow out, style, dress, change, change
Watching the Oscars makes me want to wear a ball gown to work tomorrow.
Tomorrow, if someone complains, you can just say " Hey, it's not the end of the world," and if will actually be funny.
Take your time. And by take your time I mean hurry the hell up.
RT if you're the only person in your house who ever changes the toilet paper roll.
Attorney. Flamenco dancer. Spanish speaker. I run. I box. Animals delight me. Fight off ocassional bouts of existential angst with tall Sbux mochas.