I <3 the 'Aaoww' in the #HoldItAgainstMe breakdown, very Do Somethin. An 'aaoww' from Britney makes everything 100x better. Like a hairflip.

Whoever keeps reporting my pictures repeatedly on #jackd kindly fuck off. If I wanna be a slore, lemme be. #prudes pic.twitter.com/IDpMACGiDF

I pray nighty for a new @lindsaylohan album.

#CasuallyGetsTitOutOfPinkJumpsuit; link to the Tulisa Sex Tape: http://t.co/iYgkNT10

I crave new albums from L-Lo, Miley and Duffster; Speak, A Little More Personal (RAW), Dignity & Can't Be Tamed = my vibe atm, #YaGitMeh?

I'm increasingly less and LESS excited for FEMME FATALE. First we hear @iamwill in involved and now seemingly @williamorbit isn't. :-(

"All yo faves now have just over a wk to pack dey shit, get dey affairs in order & SCRAM before The Queen of Pop begins her 2011 slayage" <3

@mmm_gash Just thing if everybody had that attitude we'd live in a world without Fizz from Corrie! Stay strong. x

Preston, even as a majorette, I *so* would. #UBB

Not at all convinced by John James / Josie: Boyfriend / Girlfriend. Totally agree with skeptical audience member! #UBB #bbbm

Just witnessed Makosi scrubbing her vagina on #bbbm #UBB

Watching #bb11 on C4+1 and I'm getting the distinct impression Andrew wants Mario's cock!

The drag queen on #bbbm should've been a housemate! #bb11

@south_mouth I wanted Steve up! :-(

Does Steve have a cock or did it get blown off? #bb11

@bbspy Save & Replace is long overdue! Hope it carries on for the rest of the series! #bb11

In fairness if I thought Dave's feet touched my pillow I *would* cut a bitch. #bb11

If anyone is looking for a new bedtime read may I recommend Mikey Walsh's 'Gypsy Boy'. Finished it last night & was so touched! Off to bed x

Govan is a nervous wreck, I feel sorry for him. I think he's torturing himself over his sexuality, the addition of publicity wont help #bb11

Ideally Dave will leave, realistically Govan is gone. Ben needs to stop overanalysing and Mario needs to man the fuck up. #bb11