I think I chose the wrong adventure.

I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day. Probably only until about 11am though. It's important to stay well rested.

You don't mind if I tightly wrap my fingers around your throat for a little while do you? 5 minutes should be enough to make me feel better.

I've decided to become a porn again christian.

Somebody, somewhere finds you sexy and highly fuckable.

I refuse to be the sane one in this relationship.

I'm always so tired until I get into bed.

My arm has pins and needles. Not sure if I'm having a heart attack or have just masturbated too much.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I'm not hiding behind your bedroom door with a knife, a ball gag and a strap on.

I thought my super power was the ability to go from sober to smashed in 15 minutes but then I realised that was tequila's super power.

I always find it a bit weird when I look through someone's TL and there are no RTs.

I bothers me when people don't tweet for a few days. I always think they're DMing certain people who aren't me and I get jealous.

Lying in bed wondering how old I should turn on my next birthday.

Put your shirt on. Nobody's making a calendar.

Sometimes I hate that 140 characters cannot accurately portray tone, inflection and bloodlust.

I think it's about time we were locked in a padded cell together.

We could never get married. It's only in the movies that the pretty girl ends up with the ugly guy.

I think the past tense of yawn should be yawnt.

I don't understand how people that have known me for years still get surprised when I do something stupid or strange.

Look, I'm sure you're a really nice person but there are a few too many life survival quotes RTd into your TL for me to follow you.