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Family gatherings and reunions always reminds us why we should only see each other on birthdays, national holidays, and the apocalypse.
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I never got gold stars during my childhood. Thanks Twitter for reminding me some things really are forever.
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Don't you just hate it when your stash disappears and you can't remember if you smoked it or not?
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I'm not hungover, I'm just hung. So, do you want to come over? Or do you just want to come?
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Yawn. Stretch. Procrastinate.
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Real women eat. Real men eat them out. #saynotoskinnybitches
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Having a deaf partner means never having to say "I love you." Only because "Elephant Juice" & "Olive Oil" have the same effect.
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I'm not a dick. I just think with one.
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People think I am just another angry Atheist. But, I am just an Atheist that's angry.
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I was just thinking how convenient it would be to wear ShamWow underwear.
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I'm horny and not just cause I'm dressed as a unicorn.
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So who do I have to fuck to get an orgasm around here?
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I'm a lean, mean, mathematical problem-solving machine! In other words, lonely chronic masturbator .
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I am back and so much more happier. Smiles. Hello twitter. I missed you all. Remember kids, I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.
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Twat was that? I cunt hear you.
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I'm pretty fly for a lightskinned guy.
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Some of us are funnier when we don't tweet. #fact
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Taking things too personal on Twitter is like trying to re-enact a spell from the Harry Potter series. Seriously. Just. Don't.
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Does this "wake n' bake" make me look like a pothead?
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I spend too much time on the computer. Which is why I am now tweeting from my phone.
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