When a man is wearing Donnay, you know a man has been through some shit

#SheAintWifeyMaterial if she participates in the #HeAintHusbandMaterial TT.

Wanking -> Tell a girl to come over -> Buss -> Tell her don’t come.

He paces himself and then RUNS down the escalators, then DIVES cleanly to SLIDE UNDERNEATH the barriers and gets up like nothing happened.

Ralph Hardy - Utopia Mix 6:  http://fb.me/2clz58UjS 

This guy then LEAPS over a woman, around 5'6/7 and a BUGGIE to begin his run outside of the station.

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Two undercover ticket inspectors standing in front of the station shop see this happen and try speed walk towards him...

Childish Gambino Ft. ScHoolboy Q & Ab-Soul - Unnecessary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The next Crimewatch will be a 10hr special

Twitter has GASSED most of you lot into thinking being rude is cool. It's not.

Lol @ everyone tweeting "YOLO - You Obviously Lack Originality" - The irony is brilliant.

The leap was so unnecessary. If you know the station, there is pure running space. The ticket inspector guys were not on the chase.

He gets off the carriage and says 'I'll meet you at the stop'....

As I got to the bus stop laughing and saw him slightly panting for breath, the first thing he said was 'Do you still live in Plaistow?'

We both got off at Canning Town station and prepared to walk to the bus stop (the station name/ layout is integral to the story)

So I was coming from central london one late afternoon and saw him on Jubilee line with me.

It was so clean, I don't think anyone actually really noticed it.

Let me tell you the story about one guy I know from Secondary school. He avoided paying for TFL in the most hilarious fashion, ever.

From track suits to black suits