#WaystoMakeAGirlSmile ? Get a Knife and ask Why so Serious ? Let's put a smile on that face.

On the Blog : My Terrible Experience with @htc Customer Service | http://bit.ly/oOOvnh . Please RT

Retweet if you are crying now :')

Dude! What's with the married guys tweeting at night? Don't tell me you don't get laid after marriage. That is my only hope.

So if Sachin reaches the age 99, how much years would it take for him to reach 100 ?

Sachin scores century and we lose , Kohli scores century and ONE MORE TIME I SEE THE JOKE, I BLOCK YOU

#91AwkwardTexts "I Love you" "Sorry, I lost all my contacts , Who is this ? "

An Opinion without 3.14 is an Onion

Want some location based restaurant recommendations ? Check out @foodspottr ( made by me and @msnarain ) - Details http://t.co/j4CFIVy5

Every time someone says "I want to do MBA because it will give me exposure and I will learn more", I kill a puppy and a kitty.

One guy talks about North Indians and South Indians and my entire timeline starts abusing each other. and I thought you guys are educated

http://t.co/ABX6hcGV What's the most embarrassing thing you found on someone's computer - Ans : A Purchased copy of WinRAR. Hahahahaha

Anybody from #Nagpur has A -ve Blood Group ? Need it urgently ! Pls RT

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they would live a lot differently" ~ Calvin and Hobbes

Hi #wpdev - Check out Windows Phone App Dashboard. Lets you Access your apps from your desktop. http://t.co/iMHOIBg2 #wp7 . Pls RT

#ironicdeaths The Person who started this hashtag dies and nobody tweets it with the #ironicdeaths tag

Buy a Ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. You are now in relationship . No ? Ok

She said she wanted some space. Apparently my Dropbox referrals were not enough.

Agar aap kehte hay ki " I am not a virgin . Life has fucked me " toh aapka Life yahi kahega ki @aapchutiyehain

I propose to include his name in the national anthem . May be "Rahul Dravida Utkala Vanga" #RahulDravid