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Wanna show your wife who's boss? Get her a mirror.
Fave unto others, as you would have others fave unto you #twitter_rule
If you're crazy and you know it, try clapping in your straitjacket
"I beg to differ" ~Argumentative homeless dude
I love all my Twitter peeps equally. Some more equally than others.
Just watched a DVD of a friend's wedding. Very predictable plot and ending. Can see why it went straight to DVD.
Bitch less. Smile more.
It's awful that people make fun of Heidi Montag. I mean, it must be hard living in fear of being recycled all the time.
My English teacher used to say I'm an idiot and would never amount to anything. Boy did I proof her wrong!
Does the 5 second rule apply to spilt coffee?
Women say guys have lame pickup lines - but the girls here always seem to use "I would really like to be your friend".
It's that time of the month for Paris Hilton. You know - that time when she feels compelled to be all over the news again.
Oxford dictionary is looking to add new words for the next release. Also looking to remove a couple that are now irrelevant, like 'privacy'
I make my best decisions when not thinking clearly.
Please.. no #FF's tomorrow, just send Starcraft II.
It's really cute/entertaining when people think they're making a significant difference on Twitter.
Love seeing all the inspirational crap floating around here as people try to regain the dignity they lost over the weekend.
I don't look so dumb anymore for printing out every page on Wikipedia.
I used to struggle carrying $50 worth of groceries, but these days it's no problem! So impressed by my ever-increasing strength.
You lost me at "Glenn Beck said..."