i enjoy any meteorological condition that allows me to refer to weather in 'snaps'

WOOF “@stefanjbecket: George W. Bush's art teacher says he has painted over 50 puppies.  http://bit.ly/Z6LkNu  pic.twitter.com/2w8jAwwkeP”

this is so cute--> Children with Swag tumblr http://t.co/eGIkFzT3

maybe i need a new infusion of tropical tunes, but i can't stop listening to frank ocean

A SKYSCRAPER FOR BEES! - someone plz tell me when this will arrive in Austin  http://www.dezeen.com/2013/05/06/skyscraper-for-bees-by-university-at-buffalo-students/ … #beesdeservedowntownhighrisestoo

my first contribution to @houzz about the Japanese art of chabana  http://ramonaflume.com/HOUZZ-Japanese-Chabana-Arrangement-and-Tea-Ceremony … #japan #design

my new (much needed) talisman. thanks, @vulcanvideoatx. #MAUDEFOREVER  http://instagram.com/p/XparWepQKA/ 

homemade waffles with the first 🍓s from our garden! andyhidalgowhey  http://instagram.com/p/XP1nVCJQO1/ 

the best part of last night's #GIRLS was when Ray used the word 'nadir' #VOCABSWOON

Two things still haunting me about Bush's puppy painting photo: the blue crab on the back wall and how he's never looked happier in his life

1am in tokyo + i'm finally in bed at the Shangri-La.... watching Moonrise Kingdom in front of a panoramic window of the city #oyasuminasai

my boyfriend was just cast as a Texas Ranger in the upcoming Parkland movie (w. Paul Giamatti) that's shooting in Austin. WHAT THE WHAT?!?!

To the girl at the airport bar drinking Emergen-C while watching me finish my boot-sized beer at 10am: you will NEVER have as much fun as me

why can't family holiday dinners = talking to myself about my Twin Peaks/Louie theories in an empty bar? #xmasdreams

rewatching twin peaks as i fall asleep is seriously messing with my dreams

pinch me! i'm a featured contributor in the Nov/Dec issue of @budgettravel!  http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/budgettravel/20121112/#/8 …

wrapping Xmas presents with old @nytmag issues #thegiftofmitt  http://instagr.am/p/TPL-tgJQAh/ 

on my worst days i remind myself that i'm 1/3 of the way to the only real and precious goal in my life: becoming Maude from Harold & Maude

i want to be bill hicks when I grow up

it's ok to go to a doctors appt drunk, right? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend...