@RanGT's (Ronnie D.) most faved Tweets...
Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut.
Eating my bro's birthday cake bc his bday is over and he's probably adopted.
Top Seven places to take a Flask:
7) Work
6) Movie Theater
5) Bed
4) Grandma's
3) Parent/Teacher Conference
2) Wedding
1) Everywhere Else
I think my neighbor just caught me stealing his wifi internet connec
I seriously don't want to exercise today aka get up from this chair.
I don't block bots on Thursdays...I need to appear popular on Follow Fridays.
Dear Monday, At least use a condom this time.
I just went on a Star Frenzy so anyone checking your "Faved By" category probably thinks we're sleeping together. #Favstar
My neighbor's router is unlocked...I wonder if I should password it for him :-P
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This morning could use a little more morning wood and a little less "Its too early, honey".
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Anyone want to loan me $30,000 for the ebay dinner with Sarah Palin so I can win & not show up?
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Considering I really don't know any of you, I've concluded that playing Twitter is like playing The Sims.
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Do we still have to send "Thanks" for being put on a List or will the solo sex DVD I sent in the mail be fine?
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If you dissolve a vitamin in your coffee you can call it your first meal of the day.
Dear robber trying 2 steal car: Setting the alarm off 8 times in past 2 hours is a good sign no one cares if u take it. #NikeJustDoIt
I forgot to tell you guys...They shut water off in my building today. I'm only allowed one flush and I just wasted it on a #1.
I need to find a DVR for my dreams.
I'm 4 of 7 in not hurting someone's feelings today
GPS lady totally sent me to a dark alley & forgot to mention I should have brought nunchucks. #gpsladyishot
I just went on a star storm so now i'm a starring manwhore. You're Welcome.
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