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Battleship bombed at the theaters and only did $25 mil on opening weekend. Who would of thought Transformers: Boats Edition was a bad idea?
Gotta feel good for Torrey Smith. Dude loses his little bro in a motorcycle accident this morning then comes out and catches a TD.
I refuse to believe Zack Morris never used his time freezing ability on Saved By The Bell to finger Kelly Kapowski.
When was the last time Adam Sandler made a movie someone wanted to see? #pleasejuststop
Annnnnnd I'm drunk. Mission accomplished.
The answer to the final Jeopardy question was Twilight and I knew the answer right away. Gonna go kill myself now.
XBox One....not sure if impressed.
If you have a "shocker" sticker on your car I'll assume you've never gotten close enough to a naked woman to actually attempt it.
Dwight Howard is out for the season? Pack it up Magic fans...don't even bother going to the playoffs.
No Google, it will not take me 17 minutes to get home because I'm already on my patio.
Almost did the call your ex at 2am thing in case you were wondering how drunk I was last night.
How are people surprised at Chick-Fil-A being anti-gay? It's a fucking Christian restaurant that's closed on Sundays.
Pretty sure I'd stab any number of people for a cigarette right now....