got accused of being a bad boyfriend.

@deantownn I'm a pothead but I work as a Mechanical Engineer. Most people talking shit about us dont even have jobs haha

IM OVER HERE SHOWING THREE BITCHES THE MOVIE PULP FICTION AND THEY'RE ALL ON THEIR FUCKING PHONES

When I'm hot all I want is for my balls to be cold haha

It cost $816 just for taking a room in the hospital, per day. smh.

Goodnight twitter, sleep easy my lovely's.

Ok unfreeze you can move now.

Freeze!

Just sitting in the bathroom waiting for time to pass.

@iheartgunts LMFAO!!! greatest tweet ever

I wish I was really good at giving hugs.

@moreofffme I don't know what it means, but I trust you 100%

I'm a "prove it" kind of person.

that's why you are a bitch and I hate you now.

If you had to live your life as an appliance what would you be? I think I'd be a washer.

@jerricaaah Al Pacino was just wonderful in that movie

Would you guys still love me if I was burned in a chemical fire? Would you still love me if I didn't taste like donuts anymore??

You guys would tell me if I was a ghost right??

I'm not immortal, just immoral.

Even in my dreams I grow weed. haha