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Keep your eyes (or eye, Mary) on the goal. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
If you're not comfortable with Muslims on your flight, YOU can get off. This needs explaining because all racists are morons.
CSS is our generation's Vietnam.
Newt Gingrich: less military experience than pacifist Ron Paul, more wives than Mormon Mitt Romney.
"Ricksantorum!" Tell me that doesn't sound like a spell Harry Potter would cast. On a Gingrich newt.
I wish the word "Nevermore!" was said more frequently, just so I could use my new joke, "That's what SHE quoth."
One of the main purposes of science fiction is to help nerds like me forget how dissapointingly slow the speed of light is.
I do tweet a lot about food. I do. But it's only because my brain bacon chocolate drink syrup mouth eat. Waffle.
HA! I remembered our anniversary, and my wife forgot! I WON OUR MARRIAGE!
Pat Robertson says Haiti is being punished for swearing "a pact with the devil" two centuries ago. Man, his god is SLOOOW.
You know why new home purchases are down? Because we're all tired of settling for houses with NO SECRET PASSAGES. #secretpassages #important
Going off sugary AND artificially-sweetened sodas means I'm drinking WATER. USA: where drinking clean water is depressing.
The more complicated the smiley you use, the longer your programmer friends stare, wondering if it's just a broken regex. \,,/ (-_-) \,,/
Stupid Words With Friends. Whaddya mean, snuddle and hugzle aren't words! How do YOU make a baby?
Sometimes when I see how much life insurance I have, I get excited for when I die. And that's why I don't trust my brain on important stuff.