@guyadvisor wife asked me earlier, "Where do you want to be buried?"
Apparently, Balls deep in yr younger sister is not the right answer.

@guyadvisor being on twitter is like being on a mental ward. Lots of people talking weird shit and occasionally showing their tits off

@guyadvisor My wife left me because she said I always exaggerated too much..........well, I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.

@guyadvisor vagina's in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

@guyadvisor Went to bed with 2 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! We had 6 matching balls.

@guyadvisor please RT Uh uh Ladies there is a fine line between wearing make up and looking like you got Gang Banged by Crayola!

@metaldad_666 @muckymorris @hismmajesty @gamblingfury @guyadvisor or the cock from @nickleback pic.twitter.com/GgbxOIko

@metaldad_666 @muckymorris @hismmajesty @gamblingfury @guyadvisor check out the world's funniest and worst tattoo pic.twitter.com/CDOE253a

@clearlyunwell a gaggle of cunts?

@punklestiltskin in a leather hat watching kids is NOT a sentence that makes you think anything good

#ff @guyadvisor @barebakassassin @stonekingsmusic @mike_wrong @impersonals @samrobuk @metaldad_666 @jackmeeyoff @benorum @bouchedag2k

@mcshits follow these bad mofo's @guyadvisor @mike_wrong @impersonals @stonekingsmusic

@jeniscagnetti saw u on my TL. Couldn't help noticing yr hairy legs, dusty pussy and shit that stinks. Good job I'm married is all I say.

@unratedcontent bet she is dirty and not in a good way. Tidy your room for fucks sake

@mdavin83 @jamiedavin @tyson_fury @danawhite @hsportscanada and end up like this fat lad who didn't even throw a punch pic.twitter.com/mNIA0dN6

@cocaine_dealer did you not want to let @miketyson know what you said. Whoops

@grahamgemmell @meaganbb1 that's even more hilarious than the original tweet

@meaganbb1 that's hilarious :)

@cassaraj don't forget, u have a penis so u are a potential rapist. Women like @lia make me angry (but not in a rapist way)

@barebakassassin wow that is serious... maybe you need some therapy ;)