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@guyadvisor wife asked me earlier, "Where do you want to be buried?"Apparently, Balls deep in yr younger sister is not the right answer.
@guyadvisor being on twitter is like being on a mental ward. Lots of people talking weird shit and occasionally showing their tits off
@guyadvisor My wife left me because she said I always exaggerated too much..........well, I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
@guyadvisor vagina's in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are
@guyadvisor Went to bed with 2 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! We had 6 matching balls.
@guyadvisor please RT Uh uh Ladies there is a fine line between wearing make up and looking like you got Gang Banged by Crayola!
@metaldad_666 @muckymorris @hismmajesty @gamblingfury @guyadvisor or the cock from @nickleback pic.twitter.com/GgbxOIko
@metaldad_666 @muckymorris @hismmajesty @gamblingfury @guyadvisor check out the world's funniest and worst tattoo pic.twitter.com/CDOE253a
@clearlyunwell a gaggle of cunts?
@punklestiltskin in a leather hat watching kids is NOT a sentence that makes you think anything good
#ff @guyadvisor @barebakassassin @stonekingsmusic @mike_wrong @impersonals @samrobuk @metaldad_666 @jackmeeyoff @benorum @bouchedag2k
@mcshits follow these bad mofo's @guyadvisor @mike_wrong @impersonals @stonekingsmusic
@jeniscagnetti saw u on my TL. Couldn't help noticing yr hairy legs, dusty pussy and shit that stinks. Good job I'm married is all I say.
@unratedcontent bet she is dirty and not in a good way. Tidy your room for fucks sake
@mdavin83 @jamiedavin @tyson_fury @danawhite @hsportscanada and end up like this fat lad who didn't even throw a punch pic.twitter.com/mNIA0dN6
@cocaine_dealer did you not want to let @miketyson know what you said. Whoops
@grahamgemmell @meaganbb1 that's even more hilarious than the original tweet
@meaganbb1 that's hilarious :)
@token_geezer I thought it was good because when they fall over that's when they are vulnerable?
@cassaraj don't forget, u have a penis so u are a potential rapist. Women like @lia make me angry (but not in a rapist way)
Family, metal/rock, MMA, sarcasm
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