@desusnice Did Rihanna just Instagram a picture of you? Care to explain? pic.twitter.com/5JojVL4R

At Cracker Barrel in Orlando with my family and they asked if we needed any menus in Spanish. That shit is racist.

@ipeneiope did you see Melo's body go limp? It's as if Lebron took his soul with that steal.

@nothalle still better than Kate Upton's. never forget.

@verapapisova I am!

@cirquedusoleil bitch, you got the Mazda Miatas of private jets

@nothalle if it wasn't for those tits she'd be in a JCPenny's catalog.

@sassycrass sex appeal beats pretty any day of the week. And twice on Sunday

Is it in yet? #CandyHeartRejects

@nothalle give me health care and marijuana and you'll never get rid of me

Trying to convince my sister to let me walk into her wedding reception to Lil Kim's Queen Bitch.

Even though they lost, I love watching them play in an actual ballpark and see people actually show up for a game. #openingday #Marlins

@teamdrizzy this is hanging in a UF parking garage. OVO be everywhere http://t.co/PYrsNgnT

That awkward moment when you accidentally follow your boyfriend's ex. Fkn touch screens.

19 days until I Beyonce stomp across that stage! 🎓🎓🎓

Real text I just sent my brother:
Why are white people so scary? 🍀🍀🍀🍀

@desusnice no love for chicks with great complexions & a 480 FICO?

19, things????!!! Too much work. I'll just take mediocre sex
RT: @huffingtonpost: 19 ingredients for good sex  http://huff.to/14HadRy 

This mustache bullshit on everything is still going on? I don't find it funny but probably just cause I'm an ethnic girl w upper lip hair.

@kenzumm but available for retweet, right?