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night affirmations because I wake up and remind myself everything is ok as I gargle vodka
Save your song lyrics for Facebook.
Sometimes tequila isn't the right or the wrong answer.
It's the only answer.
I know your hand is broken, because your best friend won't stop fingering me
Faded early because night terrors.
Pro Tip: Life is awful and then you die.
Man, these sponsored ads on Instagram are BULLSHIT!
*posts 397th pic of a Starbucks cup*
Whenever I feel good enough, I know you'll be right there to remind me that I'm not.
I am SO glad I trusted my instincts...
...and NOT YOU.
My bio explains me to the letter.
Wine vs. Strawberry margaritas
i miss you alot
Massage my penis like its Swedish.
Your chariot awaits madam.
*Points to dick.
I dream to be the first human to have a fist fight in deep space. http://favstar.fm/users/RatBatallion