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It's friday night so obviously I'm out
...of ice cream already. I'm so lonely.
The hottest guy just got on the bus. Is it socially acceptable to dance on these conveniently placed poles?
My body is a shiny, violent gun. My brain is the chamber and my mind decides when I pull the trigger.
Literally no one cares
Show me the error of your ways.
Doing laundry on a Friday is almost worse when you think it's Saturday.
I can barely keep my damn eyes open, but not in a sleepy way.
lol someone drive me homeee damn
Clearly sarcasm goes right over your head.
Which is actually morbidly ironic.
I grossed myself out.
A lot of you need to relearn the term "generous" because a lot of you say you RT. But you don't. Ever. I watch.
Like the old saying goes, The Tea Party is bliss.
Just get naked. It's makes everything better.
I generously RT.
I don't need to hand out trophies
Cheerios. It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bc poor.
Amazes me how many teenage boys possess no gentlemanly qualities. Silly boys. How can you expect to get cougared!?
I want to feel your pulse with my tongue
Siri, break up with my girlfriend for me.
I dream to be the first human to have a fist fight in deep space. http://favstar.fm/users/RatBatallion