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So yeah, GTA III on the iPad 2 pretty much owns. #GTAIII
In dog-walking related news: I live in the kind of neighbourhood were you walk your dog while drinking a can of super-strength lager. Classy
2013 - I am in you.
While I’m on the Hate Train: I fucking hate Daddy Long Legs. They serve no purpose whatsoever. They’re the Colin Farrell of the insect world
Said it before, politicians: All cunts, just different coloured ties. The end.
The Rio opening ceremony should be Sepultura performing the Roots album in its entirely. & all the athletes in huge fucking circle pit.
Keep Calm & Relax: The Album? THIS SHIT HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. PACK IT IN NOW, YEAH?
Twitter informs me that it's Steak & a Blowjob day. Of course, single sad-sacks like myself merely downgrade it to Pot Noodle & a wank day.
I've just looked at the trending topics for the UK.
"Will the girls still hanker, when they find out he's a wanker?" #TakeMeOut
..it's annoying because this is hardly the first time I've had to endure such bullshit. And as far as I'm aware I haven't been fucking cured
Apparently being born with a disability isn't good enough for this government. Now I have to be prodded at by morons to prove I'm gimped....
If she's used to "honest work" why is she trying to win a gameshow? Just sayin' #apprentice
Got the oddest wrong number call on my landline today. They tried to convince me that they had the right number & I had the wrong house.
Megson Country: Lovely gardens, sour grapes. #NoTigerbloodInMegsonCountry