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I like my girls insane.
Most people that claim to be about it usually aren't.
Oh, you're clubbing the night before your first day of college. You must be on the path to success.
Feels so good to drive my baby again.
Fuck it. I'll just date my bed.
These bitches out here, man...
I want a goldfish #serioustweet
Oh, hi. My name is Fuckup.
I honestly have no idea how I would get good grades without the Internet.
I might seem to be a wreck and all, but trust me I have my life on track when it comes to things that really matter.
A slut updates her status and all the desperate niggas comment on it in hopes of getting their dick wet. LOL.
I graduate in exactly 4 months and I have no idea what I'm doing.
My neighbor is a middle aged women and she just saw me completely naked. Can I just go die now?