@scrublord Well you see just because he did that and admitted to it doesn't mean its ra- *jaw falls off, shit spews from mouth*

@judeinlondon I want an England for the English no not him he's not Engl- ok so he was born here but what about his par- oh... grandparents?

@notfaulty Hey, some of my favorite consoles are black.

@notfaulty you see cause the word is the same, which is why "I" am a horrible monster made of eyes.

@notfaulty Hold Mormon stock gonna be a large rise in 3rd quarter next year, then sell Mormon, buy Catholic, nothing more stable than pope.

@notfaulty I said maaayyybbbeee you're gonna be the one that savestates meeeee

@notfaulty And at the end of every case the jury get a certificate saying how they long they lasted

@notfaulty horse_ps3books

@notfaulty if he eats two android phones he's gonna become perfect cell

When they mocapped the dog did they cover it in all the mocap balls and did the dog just roll around trying to get the balls #xboxone

@seancourt Labour's new renewable energy policy.

Lion described as brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and long noses that eats ant by Mr Anchovy, chartered accountant.

@notfaulty Or can you use the sock full of pennies to beat someone up! CMON SEGA HIRE ME ALREADY.

@notfaulty Xbox One vs PS4 fight would not be sanctioned by anyone, there's gotta be like 5 weight classes difference.

@notfaulty Heh, nice glasses four eyes...four eyes staring....staring into my very soul............

@notfaulty final proof that the games industry is just a collection of the worst people in the world.

@notfaulty I can't describe the feeling this gave me, it's like wanting to take a shower but more like wanting to just scrub all my skin off

@notfaulty I was imagining something like this but all the dogs are in mo-cap suits  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHlJODYBLKs …

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