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Its funny to think there are people out there whose favorite band is Limp Bizkit.
So, do you like twitter or do you like like twitter? Because it seems you like like twitter. You wanna fuck twitter, don't you?
Is it normal to bleed out of your dickhole from sticking a tooth pick in it? I gotta get that piece of rice out of there somehow!!!
Happy National Cheeseburger Day. Or as most fat Americans call it, Tuesday!!! #USA
Mason Ryan's name is too difficult to remember at times. So, I'm just gonna call him #BigJakkedUpMotherFucker
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!!!