@therealxpac When @wwe got banned from the CYC, the local paper here wrote about it and you doing the crotch chop was the picture they used

The Shield is in the opening match so they are well rested to help Cena win later while he turns heel. #WM29 #JustATheory

Its funny to think there are people out there whose favorite band is Limp Bizkit.

The Rock looks like he's about to have a miscarriage. #RoyalRumble

Haha. Orton and Sheamus must be wondering what the fuck is going on. #WWE #Raw

My 4 year old can't stop saying Fandango. #WWE #Raw

If you don't get a slight chub listening to Richardo Rodriguez announce Alberto Del Rio's name, you're dead inside. #WWE #Raw

RT @mgtaj Fast 6 isn't bad - Best Movie Review Ever!!!!

So, do you like twitter or do you like like twitter? Because it seems you like like twitter. You wanna fuck twitter, don't you?

Whoever decided to hire Dutch Mantel in #WWE, brilliant!!! #WM29

Nice of the fans to show their appreciation for Paul Bearer while holding up signs like "Cena Sucks" and "Sheamus is my dad". #WWE #Raw

I miss Dutch Mantel's mullet. #WWE #Raw

Is it normal to bleed out of your dickhole from sticking a tooth pick in it? I gotta get that piece of rice out of there somehow!!!

Good masturbation session for this guy. Proud of him!!! RT @mgtaj: MASTER EXPLODER

Happy National Cheeseburger Day. Or as most fat Americans call it, Tuesday!!! #USA

Ref's won't stop a Mark Henry beatdown. But this is too much? #MakesSense @wwe #Raw

C'mon Rock. Don't just say Cena brought it lastnight. Be honest and just say he carried you like it was Weekend At Bernies. @wwe #Raw

@tonyschiavone_ He may have managed Doom. But I'll always remember him managing Norman The Lunatic more. I mean, he had a giant key!!

@eddy372 Can you RT that I took a shit that woulda made Lady Gaga jealous?

Mason Ryan's name is too difficult to remember at times. So, I'm just gonna call him #BigJakkedUpMotherFucker