"Get jiggy! I'm sorry that was a sean paul reference I'm not gonna do that again." LOOOOOOOLLL #girlsloveinstagram @thatdudemcfly

"@shakespearesong: Almost drowned in her vaginal juices alas I paddled towards her posterior." @nairy_bonita

Suspects in the boston bombing: 2 males, brothers, 19 and 26. One is dead. Russian background. #jesus

@dylruon no problem! :*

@dylruon A man for all seasons? LOL

@dylruon the romero shit, LOL

"@overlymanlyman: Leafy greens? I only eat something that had a mother. #OverlyManlyMan" @sabinemovement_

"@overlymanlyman: Light mayo? You mean gayonaise? #OverlyManlyMan" @sabinemovement_

"@overlymanlyman: Valentine's day? You mean penis christmas?" @sabinemovement_

"@overlymanlyman: Kneepads? You mean cocksucker cushions?" @sabinemovement_

"@comedyposts: Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?" @nairy_bonita made me laugh.

"@uberfacts: In Florida, it's illegal to watch your neighbor's house burn down and not tell them it's on fire."@sabinemovement_ #JustInCase

"@uberfacts: It’s against the law to have sex with a porcupine in Florida." @sabinemovement_ stop fucking porcupines dammit.

"@xstrology: #Taurus learn how to cook because of the pleasure of eating." @sabinemovement_ make mi a sandwich

"@xstrology: #Sagittarius are missing the brain to mouth filter. They sometimes say things that are better left unsaid." @violathecreator

"@xstrology: #Taurus loves sex, so you better fuck'em good."@sabinemovement_

"@xstrology: #Sagittarius is naturally just a loud motherfucker." @violathecreator

@pinkfl4mingo yoo, is your bbm working? :o

"@xstrology: #Taurus is a peaceful soul, seeking flowers and cuddles, sunshine and natural beauty." @sabinemovement_ go find sunshine, love

"@xstrology: #Pisces is not jealous or possessive and if they feel jealous they will hide it." @xaantolin