Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I have like the worst buzz right now. Send nudes.
Today is politically incorrect day. Tomorrow probably will be too.
Keep your heart holstered at your hip
Tequila night! San Diego tomorrow :)
Hai, my name is Sarah and I'm an alcoholic.
Is it football season yet, I'm so bored
Its ok guys, I hate you all equally. I promise.
Do you ever wonder why Chopin is pronounced "show pain"?
She doesn't appreciate me being a mezzo soprano when I'm drunk and singing off key. Hater.
You're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. Quitters never win.
3 shots in, wondering if I'mma puke tonight. Wait and watch.
I Get Lost in LaLa Land *SEC* I loathe lies, I love life and I believe dreams should never be silenced #PerfectlyFLawed #AFK I go by Toe, Splinter or Bonehead