I'm fluffeh. #BigGirlsNeedLubToo  http://twitpic.com/cwx9au 

I have like the worst buzz right now. Send nudes.

Today is politically incorrect day. Tomorrow probably will be too.

@arotten lol cheers! To getting laid and getting paid =)

Keep your heart holstered at your hip

Tequila night! San Diego tomorrow :)

Hai, my name is Sarah and I'm an alcoholic.

Is it football season yet, I'm so bored

@davemarcus3 I was really just buzzed talking out the side of my neck but sure, we'll go with that haha

Its ok guys, I hate you all equally. I promise.

@lrdkzrth Can't wait to see what it looks like =)

@lrdkzrth No worries =)

@lrdkzrth not at all silly goose

Do you ever wonder why Chopin is pronounced "show pain"?

She doesn't appreciate me being a mezzo soprano when I'm drunk and singing off key. Hater.

You're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. Quitters never win.

@theonerealjesse yes, god bless the men that lost their lives fighting the nazi regime

3 shots in, wondering if I'mma puke tonight. Wait and watch.

@lrdkzrth I like when you're silly =) Its a nice change to the apathy of everyday life.

@lrdkzrth Im sorry your back hurts though, wish I could make it better for ya =)