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Ive got mood poisoning- must have been something I hate.
I do this thing called whatever I want.
I am not moody. I just have days where I'm less inclined to put up with your shit.
You have questionable morals, say fuck a lot, and like vodka.. You are everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Once upon a time,
Are you a side effect of my medication?
My spirit animal likes it in the ass.
It's Twitter. I'll say what the fuck I want to.
Did retweeting start costing money? Stingy ass mother fuckers. Fuck you.
A woman can do anything by herself but a real man won't let her.
Sure ....I'll call u daddy. But only if u make me.
A man, who knows he owns a woman's heart, is completely dangerous.
I've always needed the perfect partner in crime. Not just a sidekick, an equal perfection.
Don't flatter yourself, Dear. We're all "special" to him.
If you can't make fun of yourself, then you sure as hell don't need to be making fun of anyone else.
Real men aren't scared of crazy. Real men grab that bitch up and show her who's boss. That's how you handle crazy.......
Please stop thinking of me while your fuckin her.
A great tweet is all in the mind of the reader, not the tweeter.
You know other people can see what you are tweeting, right?
I'll masturbate to an egg AVI. I don't give a fuck.