You have some sweet-ass hair! Remove the hyphen. See how grammar is important? #grammarnazi

@motleykoen It's a wave! Either they're going surfing, or they just really dig quantum physics. But I guess the latter is just me.

@motleykoen DAMMIT! Now I have to clean my sheets. Aww, something got on my pants ...

I like sites like #FailBlog because they make me hold on to what little faith I have in humanity. Wait, what?

@enlivid Thought you might find this interesting: http://t.co/4T8KSSmt | Mind the album title. :)

"The wall on which the prophets wrote/ Is cracking at the seams/ Upon the instruments of death/ The sunlight brightly gleams."

Roger Waters might be a ruthless bastard too, but he has his moments outside the song-writing world: http://t.co/gknHJtJ6

Late #FF #FollowFriday, but @xmp44x, @emdk, @lucaryholt, @divinegod and @kaaerr are the most awesome people on Twitter ever. #WinningPeople

@motleykoen Bleh. "Or that you entrepreneur call themselves because you not-personal twitter keep account at"

@motleykoen Pass all the time!

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Mark Knopfler (33), Ben Folds (24) & Pink Floyd (10) http://t.co/k721pQRE

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ben Folds (17), Runrig (17) & Jethro Tull (11) http://t.co/k721pQRE

That's about a hundred pages left of HP6. Magnificent books!

@motleykoen In such a situation, I'd kill myself!

@motleykoen Koen, how many times do I have to tell you; do not pinch some dudes!

@motleykoen These jazz pianists sure love The Doors! http://t.co/bzzJTTwi

@motleykoen Radicals (maths), Judith Keppel (first UK winner of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) and Osmium (the densest element). You decide!

Courtesy of @cracked, this is hilarious: http://t.co/MqjeBOY6

Possibly the most emotional song I've heard. Ever. http://t.co/mrySG4tY

The perfect King Crimson lineup: http://t.co/Pv92ES1i #KingCrimson