LOL The Red Line is trending across the USA #wmata

#ff cool metro tweeps @dave_bentley @emilyhaha @fixwmata @hokietay @rizzz @sincerej @veggie_roll @floridagirlindc @urbanbohemian

RT if u ever served at Fort Bragg

@nascar_melissa who do u think will win the cup this year? #HopefulJunior

I'm surprised #catfish isn't trending by now cc: @darkmeathook @chriskder

#BREAKING @darkmeathook is Awesome

@darkmeathook @chriskder have u heard this song? LMAO puts 2chainz to shame  http://youtu.be/15XRva2OW9g 

RIP Lil Wayne

.@barackobama is coming to Fairfax. Get your ticket here:  http://OFA.BO/obMGZY 

@robmaher Kevin Hart is a genius.. His stories, delivery, jokes, everything!

Life is about Death.

@alxdems Rally Tonight 6pm at Market Sq. in Alx, VA. @jim_moran @brianmoran @tomperriello speaking. #SAVEOURSENATE cc: @vayd @vaydcampaigns

@shahryar talk about twitter and Facebook. That's funny All the Time!

@shahryar cool thanks - see u tonight!

@shahryar @riotactcomedy when are u hitting the stage - any stage again?

@shahryar Remind me again never to go to PG MD.... you were fuckin hilarious dude, #truth #DCcomedy

@scorpioseason @fightwinconquer @yvioivy @ajrabbitt @duhmetric <--- 11/3 Holla!

@amakawho plz tell me u heard this new game Diss track - he basically disses everyone! http://t.co/tUM3rUO

@dreambigchamp RT @authorjlford: The next person doesn't deserve to suffer because of what the last one put you through. Heal first

RT @gabizino My ex only calls me to give him rides to places. Take the fucking bus! << that sucks!!