@heems can't wait to hear you and @donaldglover on a track together.

DAS RACIST @ Union Transfer http://t.co/HqR9h1i8

Drivers who leave their turn signals on shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Good girls gotta get down with the gangstas

Dear America: As President, I promise to try really hard to convince China that I'm from the future.

I really hope tomorrow is the last time I hear anything about Mitt Romney

About to see one of my favorite bands in a place where you can't be more than 15 feet from the stage

I want a Vice City remake starring Rick Ross

@textsfrom_emily I was watching Freaks and Geeks last night, and Angie said you've recommended it to her.. Good work!

I'm not sure why republican politicians bother to say anything other than fuck poor people, minorities, and non-christians.

I feel like I just leveled up

You can be my black Kate Moss tonight

@veeveeveeveevee Duff Mang

@veeveeveeveevee runaway slaves all on the chain gang. mang mang mang mang mang

Dear America: As President, I promise to kick it with Ludacris at the White House and go on the roof sometimes.

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Whoever came up with imaginary numbers and their math theory must have been a real crack connoisseur.

@heems any way I could get the clip of the girl saying white demons from your show? I really want it as my text noise. DC was great btw

It's Kanye West College Dropout revival night in the apartment

@realwilfred my review : funny as shit