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Drivers who leave their turn signals on shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Good girls gotta get down with the gangstas
Dear America: As President, I promise to try really hard to convince China that I'm from the future.
I really hope tomorrow is the last time I hear anything about Mitt Romney
About to see one of my favorite bands in a place where you can't be more than 15 feet from the stage
I want a Vice City remake starring Rick Ross
I'm not sure why republican politicians bother to say anything other than fuck poor people, minorities, and non-christians.
I feel like I just leveled up
You can be my black Kate Moss tonight
Dear America: As President, I promise to kick it with Ludacris at the White House and go on the roof sometimes.
Whoever came up with imaginary numbers and their math theory must have been a real crack connoisseur.
It's Kanye West College Dropout revival night in the apartment