.@bullseye has been on a stampede for the past few months but the most recent episode (Aimee Mann, Seth Godin, F for Fake) is extra killer.

I just realized that Skyfall rhymes with Skymall. Someone should make sure that Saturday Night Live and Weird Al Yankovic are aware of this.

I donated to Maximum Fun on #MaxFunDay because @jessethorn seems like such a nice young man.

@kibblesmith That was me. Sorry. It's my first day!

@kenzoshibata I think Donna also has work/life balance figured out. She's always having a good time.

@abrahamjoseph Don Draper punching Nixon

When can we get back to being anxious about North Korea? Does Sunday work for everyone?

"I just donated a million dollars to #MAXFUNDRIVE! April Fools! I bought a new boat!" - @realdonaldtrump

Oh, Arkansas.  http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1296005#bmb=1 

@kenzoshibata Is there a place we can donate to buy copies of Persepolis for 7th graders or CPS libraries? cc @margaret_heller @thebestheidi

@kenzoshibata I'm pretty sure I read that paper when I was in a Math Ed PhD program.

The Warmth of Other Suns is the next @chipublib One Book One Chicago! It's been on my to-read list for years.  http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/2013/03/11/one-book-one-chicago-will-be-talking-the-warmth-of-other-suns-for-a-full-year …

Finally getting caught up on Downton Abbey. Can't wait to be disappointed and upset!

@m_birnbaum @danielralston I'm glad I'm not the only person who spent most of today thinking about Sparks.

My first Vine. #dogs #rap #jealousy  http://vine.co/v/bJhF9K9ntL5 

Oh you know, just drinkin' Old Style, listening to "Bandz a Make Her Dance" and reading the New Yorker review of the Les Miserables movie.

Anybody want to read my James Bond/Star Wars/Drake fan fic? It's titled Y.O.D.A.: You Only Die Always.

@kibblesmith I actually for real actually lolled.

Wants to buy me an expensive present? This 9LP+5CD+DVD+Book reissue of The Disintegration Loops will do. http://t.co/fXR8LwZ5

Just saw a promoted tweet in the Twitter iPhone app for the first time. It was from the AARP. They must know I'm turning 30 soon!