#MARTYFOSTER. Never forget. @mlb @mlb_pr @mlb_players @deadspin @bubbaprog @espn @kurkjian_espn @buster_espn @pgammo @buzzfeed #Rays #MLB

@fart Somehow found myself at a concert once at which she was the opening act. Literally left and stood outside until she was done.

@robfee Every year I ask for this.

Meanwhile, Chris Archer is bored in Triple A. #Rays

Seriously. If this lead is blown, I'm done for the season. #Rays

You guys aware of this latest umpire debacle? “@mookiefl: here's the audio:  https://vine.co/v/b2lT01rzvbg ” @deadspin @hardballtalk @bubbaprog #mlb

Having to use the restroom in a Plant City Big Lots. This is rock bottom.

@firemangreg Great! Lots of statistical analysis and reasoned argument!

Can't believe this went 12. Thank you Mike Alvarado. Thank you Brandon Rios. We witnessed something special tonight. #boxing #RiosAlvarado

This is too good. 6th round already? This fight is flying. #boxing #RiosAlvarado

. @brighthousecare. Sup @verizonfios ? Having more Bright House problems again. When will you rescue me?!?!

@goochdoctor I say this all the time. I don't block anyone, lest I forget how much I hate them.

Beer, hot dog, and baseball. Feels so right. #Tigers #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/xsurRSsj1z

@r_j_anderson @jh_moore As a rule, I trust anyone named "bucket" because that name required them to overcome a lot of adversity.

Manti Te'o is a sociopath.

@gourmetspud CONSPIRACY #NWO #LIBOR

. @loudobbsnews. You are a vile, disgusting man.

@topgunnumba1 @thekidpow @srqman89 Sign Mo Harkless to 10 year extension. Play Nintendo. Wear polo. Bask in glory. #IfFriedmanWasMagicGM

So Mike Trout won the MVP, right?

Wow. Always Sunny was terrible.