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Whoa..just got out of jail, glad guys can't get pregnant
I use more toilet paper wiping piss off the toilet seat than I do wiping my ass #yolo
Any #Jews use their oven to cook??
The fart I just ripped reminds me of the nursing home field trip I took in 3rd grade
The show #Jail really makes white people look classy
I am the real Danny Tanner, I like hookers and cocaine...I AM AFFILIATED WITH FULL HOUSE