If humans stop trying to figure out what they are not even close to and figure out everything here, they will find out more about "Reality"

@mandystadt I always store my rage in my Courage. :)

@heyjude1965 Night night.

Fractions are more accurate than decimal. Cut that pie in thirds computer! :)

I would show you my tattoo of a starship, but I forgot how to turn the cloaking device off. :)

@sagdec15 A picture is worth a thousand words, but technically a single letter is just a picture. that should make some heads hurt. :)

@sweetdevilbitch Dukes Uncle Jesse, played by Denver Pyle AND Willie Nelson... Dukes double win!

@sweetdevilbitch Uncle Jesse (full house) was not really the kids uncle therefore Uncle Jesse (dukes) is the real Uncle Jesse. Dukes Win! :)

@gadgetgreen Not bats at all, opening the mind changes the world. Closing the mind creates a wall that only keeps yourself inside. :)

#FactsWithoutWikipedia The Fig Newton was invented when Isaac Newton had a fig fall on his head so he made it into a cookie.

Am I supposed to drink a whole fifth of mayonaise today or something? #CincoDeMayo?

Some seem to be asking about twitter limits. Here is the official stuff about them. http://bit.ly/bLQ95m

@davevescio Cheese and Crackers!

@owenbenjamin You might be hot, but I think @valerieazlynn is much hotter than you. :) #StSullivansDay #BeerMe

@racheldealto @mandystadt I can hear the wolves howling in lust, oh wait, that was me. :)

@tedinjest My mom has one! Its me though. :)

#NSACalledToTellMe Stop using ████'s in my alien papers.

@jamesforward1 I call it Ball of Doody. :)

@davevescio Yes.

@tedinjest I can! :)