do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does

theirye’re*

People who walk around wearing bluetooth headsets: 2006 wants its fashion faux pas back

seeing how much you can get done before the microwave timer ends should be an olympic sport

I watch Pawn Stars for Rick's laugh

Vomit on his sweater already moms spagetti

love yourself so no one else has to

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

contrary to popular belief, you do not become an expert on mental illness just because you've seen the perks of being a wallflower

if only my self esteem were as high as Rihanna

Drinking by yourself is so depressing should I do it.

Scoops, tea, bike rides, hookah, mixed drinks, and relaxing with twitterless leah

can someone do squats for me

why do people even tattoo stars on their body youre not a star stop it

I have not had a colt 45 in so long.

Dont believe all that you think.

Don't apologize and say 'text me whenever you feel like it' if you're going to be mad that I don't text you. Obviously I don't feel like it.

Well I cut my knee shaving, so gladly I can look forward to it healing in 2017

that's enough rappers now america

a spider is just a land octopus