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A Girl's diet starts Tomorrow.
Everybody Blows Me - Sheesha
Sonakshi Sinha has her personal landing pad for her flights. On her forehead.
I had many Naked Pictures. #WhenIWasAKid
ObaMA & OsaMA have common MA #BakwaasTweetOfTheDay
Everyone has a ninja in them, it only shows up when some idiot tries to take your phone.
A new favorite: Infinite Love Demo - DJ AKS by @aksclusive http://soundcloud.com/djaks/infinite-love-demo-dj-aks … on #SoundCloud
Dear Arabs, If you are watching a Bollywood flick at the cinema, laugh only when everyone else is laughing.
I swear girls can be so ungrateful, I made brkfast in bed, and instead of sayin 'thank you' shes all like "How did you get inside my house?"
Im not sure how the party scene on the island has gone so bad but my only hope for quality house music was cocoon. Its a disaster now.