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Yes, officer there is a very good reason why I'm not wearing pants. It's weigh-in day at Weight Watchers.
Ate my 1st fish taco last night. Still a bit uneasy that there might be a euphemism there somewhere.
You can hack Twitter? Why would you want to. I mean, my God, we'll tell you anything about our personal lives if it will make you laugh.
I'm tired of being the goody-two-shoes. I'm throwing caution to the wind & buying a thong! Actually two thongs: 1 for each foot.
Guy who won $260 mil Powerball last week says it won't change his life. That's because I haven't arrived at his house yet.
Reba723: Saving the world one-poodle-locked-in-a-car-while-asshole-owner-shops-in-90-degree-weather at a time.
Just tried to follow TinyJesus and the server broke down. What do you atheists have to say about THAT? Hmmm?
The shrimp on this buffet have eyes. If I'd wanted shrimp with eyes I'd have married that short guy in high school.
Marriott finally got free internet access in the lobby. Beats sitting in the Drury Inn parking lot with the computer balanced on my boobs.
Wed options (1) Work out, then go to work (2) Go to work early, work out later (3) Go back to bed (4) Continue delusion that I have options.
I seem to fare better with Twitter friends than real. Maybe because tweeps *get* the humor. Or maybe I need to wash clothes more often.
These little pre-measured 100 calorie bags of cookies, chips, etc. make it so easy to keep up with calories. I could eat them all night!
Swine flu name changed to H1N1 to ensure participation by vegans. Numerologists, however, are in a tizzy.
The cat is suspicious. She can't really read my mind, but she's probably getting mental images of the cat carrier. Must think about fish.
I thought L.A. might need advice from Elvis's hometown on how to best cash in on ghoulish obsession with dead celebrities, but they're fine.
So much for the "early to bed". Will let you know tomorrow how the "early to rise" part goes. I'm not optimistic.
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