Except I'm not sorry, as the 8 hours of American Horror Story I have planned for tomorrow obviously proves.

Future husband, if you're not interested in these TV shows, or fascinated by my ability to get hooked on them... Baby, I'm sorry.

God, I really wonder whether anyone looks through my tweets and... Wow. I should be more quality than I am.

Nothing's made me happier today than listening to Jamie Parker as Frankenstein.

EVERYONE I KNOW IS COMING TO ENGLAND THIS YEAR AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THAT ILL GET TO MEET YOU @girlsinkhearts @cumberbitch1 @myanglofiles

@waggers1245 *throws a life belt at you* NOOOO!!! Not a papercut!!!!!

@mulatta You're lovely, kind and wish me dreams, of happiness and smiles. Thank you so, you're lovely you know, and you tweet with style <3

@girlsinkhearts Your crazy hair, your happy smile, your addiction to porn. You make me laugh so much at times, from dusk to early morn <3

@girlsinkhearts You're not the first to ask. Suits, and Beer, and hnng. (I went with sunshine and angels, but he was too tired for that.)

So, yeah, erm, THIS? http://t.co/wJj8yIu

How dare you accuse me of looking "Uppity" when all I did was nod in acknowledgement that I had been using my laptop for a long time.

It's nearly over. #Dissertation

Also, I'm trying to work, STOP COMING INTO MY DOMAIN.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

@spazlock he was running full pelt at it as well, I nearly wet myself laughing.

@lauzfield @eanoen IM SO FUCKIN MAGICAL. ALSO MAYBE MOVIE PSYCHIC.

@eanoen @lauzfield DONT DO IT YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH IT WATCH SE7EN INSTEAD.

@lauzfield @eanoen that's the single most adorable thing.

@waggers1245 @misskatemarsh @fazzab91 @soniarazvi You're still all my saviours!! :D

Someone stroke my hair and tell me that four thousand words is easy.