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Some girls need to be dipped in Vagisil. Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts.
'A problem is your chance to do your best.' --Duke Ellington
Dear all-my-guy-friends: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
If you're over the age of 12, you should know the difference between 'your' & 'you're'. One is possessive, the other is a conjunction. #smh
We don't love someone when we find them beautiful, we find someone beautiful when we love them.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
OH: What do you care what i think anyway?! I dont give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang.
"My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose." - Ayn Rand
Gotta love how the salmon filet is labeled as "gluten free" - made me chuckle to myself enough to want to post this on Twitter.
If you're threatened by me, that's your issue not mine.
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