#LetsHaveAToast to @iamchuckie for having some real ass tweets.

I hate being in love with you, because the constant fear of you falling out of love drives me to my insanity.

I'm just sick of this.

I was so happy to see my wife @sevenxletters <3

The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address and her point of view on men.

@yildeb_ that was a good one man!!!!

@yildeb_ it hurts to laugh, but shit THAT MADE MY DAY!!! omg....im crying

People think my fear of needles aint that serious, but on some real shit .... like I'll have a panic attack

True definition of my mom RT @xstrology #Gemini females are the true independent women.

Retweet "My life is a series of unfortunate events - @tiannadao"

Baby I can feel myself giving up.

This time won't you save me.

Lindor Chocolate is like a BJ, the feeling is amazing

I miss you, but you'll never know.

Justin Timberlake is such a beautiful white man. So beautiful...

I'm super emotional on days like these. Anything can make me cry 😞

I'd rather cry myself to sleep then talk to you about my feelings.

@bernardg_21 girls need to appreciate beauty even if it's not their own. Accepting beauty makes you feel beautiful inside *chapter 1

There are way too many disrespectful and ignorant people in this world. Shall I start a hit list?

I hate doctors, they all swear they know shit but they just wanna rush you out of the office.