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Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT – plus a rude emoticon – into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait.
Face it. Between the flowers, color coordinated place settings, pageantry, and priests... weddings were already pretty gay.
Clicking Close [X] on a Flash ad feels like accepting a paper towel from a homeless guy who just randomly jizzed in my face.
I think "models" is a bit much to describe women paid to be narrowly pretty. Can we just call them "examples"?
To truly enjoy soft jazz, listen to the notes that aren't there. Do this by listening to music that isn't soft jazz.
Disappointing day. Thought I was getting paid $3000 to shoot lasers out of my eyes, but it was the other way around.
Actually, I'm glad the Harry Potter stars have finally hit young adulthood. It'll be a relief to watch the movies and not want to bang them.
You can fool some of the people some of the time. So just fool those people into eating the other people, and you win.
I'd let Pat Robertson fuck me in the ass if I knew the sex tape would be released. It'd be worth the sacrifice. Are you listening, Satan?
Did you konw if you mix up the lteetrs bteeewn the frist and soecnd lteter of ervey wrod, you wlil sltil be albe to fletale knaorogas?
Look, having a small penis does not automatically mean I drive an awesome car. That is a stereotype.
I just blocked 500 people. If I blocked you unfairly, please let me know how you're reading this, and I'll block you there, too.
The terms "intranet" and "internet" are annoyingly hard to tell apart. I hereby move we rename them "InnyNet" and "OutieNet" for clarity.
I think we can agree the word "phallic" is just a way for grownups to say "LOOKS LIKE A WIENER!" without losing ten points on their thesis.
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