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MONICA ON FRIENDS IS THE WORST. WHAT AN AWFUL SHITBAG.
#ifsantawasblack Instead of coming down the chimney with a sack full of gifts- he'd be climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo gifts up.
So many pics of mothers
Stop posting your shithouse healthy meals on Instagram. No one cares.
This Australian dude on Sharknado hasn't even cursed once. I mean I know it's PG, but it's by far the most unrealistic part.
GUUILTTYYY AS CHAAAARGED....
NEVER sign off an email with "Thanks heaps"
I would bang the female rabbit from Space Jam.
About to lock it down...
Max is a handsome man
Projected to play at outside linebacker. I am fine with this.
The Giants are pretty much the hipster thrift store douche of the NFL. Not every pick needs to be a dusty bargain, you guys.
Never Forget: Hobo With A Shotgun
Get a room everybody
My girlfriend yells at the tv with as much skill and intensity as I could hope for. For this I am truly thankful.
Some dude sent my boss his resumé yesterday, the cover letter began: "Dear PooBum". Applicant was from Wellington, NZ. Huh??
Those lousy Mayans aren't the boss of me
Relationships are controlled by the person who cares least.