YES!!! #savemosclub @ministryofsound #harlemshake  http://youtu.be/DFNYDCggSfE 

@mnek Happy Valentines bro! Now I KNOW you're gonna be intrigued enough to click this... SURELY? #classiccover  http://youtu.be/LHf8Fz5LmzI 

Can't wait to rave my tits off at @ministryofsound on 16th Nov for @garethemery with @ollie_lem @ohara_dave and @wilcockmichael BRINGITON!!

@garethemery Absolutely LOVED set at Cream last week! Im dying to find out what the words on screen were at the end of the set, any help?

@_amandanorgaard ah man... guilty pleasure? #excusesexcuses haha

@alltimelayna well duh! Haha ;) x

It still kind of counts as Friday so: #ff @therobbiesea @songwriterstarz @mrtommyarcher @chally12 @hadleighford @daveinme @jakobdeist

Please chuck me a vote in the Youbloom Songwriting FINAL! I need as many as possible! I'm 2nd at the moment! www.youbloom.com

@mummystern easily the best avi on twitter ever haha muuummmma *sucks thumb*

This time next week be on the way to @ministryofsound with @ohara_dave and @ollie_lem and hopefully that bald prick @wilcockmichael

@mnek I'm fed up cos all you wanna do is criticiiiiiiise yeah! <3 this tune. #classic

Ain't done a #ff for ages, get these peeps followed: @mickysatiar @george_hughes89 @susieblondegirl @mrtommyarcher @mnek @cfransom @faye_x

There is a massive difference between "definitely" and "defiantly" btw, just so you know thickies. #notaniFail

Who else is being a geeky mofo and going to a midnight @gamedigital opening tonight to pick up #FIFA13? Just me? haha @easportsfifa

"Have you seen the the traffic down on Lower Rd since the traffic lights got put in!"RT @naughtyturnons: Moaning during sex is a turn on

This comes out tomorrow people! Please give it a watch/listen and pick it up off itunes/amazon etc x http://t.co/ctApJO29

hahahaha RT @goonergirlieno1: Goodnight. Can't read anymore wanky Essex tweets. If its so good stop fucking tweeting and watch the shit!

You, and just about every other breathing straight or gay male or female. RT @pixiegooner: I want Mila Kunis to be my girlfriend.

haha I have always wondered this RT @sheyt: how do the people on jeremy kyle have so much sex

Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them. #Showmeyourgenitals #jonlajoie #genius